“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
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idk why i even bother getting crushes on people because it’s not like i’m gonna end up dating them anyway so like it’s such a waste of feelings
(Source: hungarian, via dearashhhling)
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Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation